Oscar Nominee: Captain Phillips staring Rules of the World, Chocolate Moose. Other members of the cast, mini moose and Tom Hanks
Moose and Mini Moose starring in Gravity. We would be great. Who wants to give me an audition.
Oscar Night! My chance to make contacts and to walk the red carpet. I can’t wait to see all the lovely comments about my hat.
Moose of Wall Street. I’ve decided that the best way to get auditions is to show everyone how good this year’s top films would have been with me in them. I think that will make things obvious.
I have tried pouting and throwing tantrums, so far no luck. Mini Moose insists on following the stay command as if he was a …..dog. Shocking.
MINI MOOSE WHAT ARE YOU STILL DOING HERE? You were supposed to be Amanda’s body guard? AAAAACCCCKKKK!!!!!!
The audition schedule is not filling up as fast as I thought it would. I hear the new wave in self promotion is videos on the web. So meet my two new best friends who are going to teach me how to tape a Vlog. They seemed really shy and didn’t want to talk to me. I’ve walked on stage anyhow so they knew not be scared. I inspire confidence in everyone I meet. Being a moose has its perks.
I’m really worried that my not having a mouth or being able to speak might work against me. But then again as Ruler of The World, I’ll have a built in audience.
Sir Branagh I would like to audition for your next movie. I already have a Thor costume if you are going in that direction. Or I can replace Mr.Pine here as a stunt double if you need me right away. You’re lucky, I just so happen to have a open spot in my schedule right now since my BFF is in Belfast preaching the importance of being a moose……or studying. I’m not sure which she is doing right now.
Take a look at my resume. You’ll find that I am ready to be a star in your little Hobbit movie. I’ve been the Ruler of the World for quite some time, Darth Vader, Pirate, President, Dictator and many other roles that I’ve assigned myself. I have special powers such as being able to wait long periods by napping and interrogating puppies. And as you can see, I’m a moose, which in itself qualifies me. Stay calm and l’ll see if I can fit you into my audition schedule.
Talking to Liam Neeson about being in a Star Wars movie. Now that I’ve figured out how to turn on my light saber, I am ready for my audition. But he better get on my schedule before it fills up.